- I'm fat.
- I wish I had bigger boobs.
- *sees a bedroom/room interior on tumblr/pinterest* How can I make my room look like that?!
- I wish I had a smaller bum.
- Oh look, another person I went to school with is pregnant.
- I wish I had smaller thighs.
- Is it too early for wine?
- I'm fat.
- I think I'm pregnant.
- That girl is a bitch.
- I'm going to go to the gym today.
- Or tomorrow.
- Or next year.
- WHAT IS SHE WEARING
- I wonder where she got that.
- Am I dying or are these period pains
- She's so much prettier than me, ugh.
- Does he actually think I look nice or is it my boobs?
- But she's so skinny. She can't eat properly.
- Wait... why am I crying again?
- I should definitely start eating healthier after this Mcdonalds.
- I'm fat.
- *scrolls down instagram feed and sees selfies of other extremely attractive females* For gods sake I hate myself.
- How has she done that with her hair?
- Right. Time to start this essay... OOOO A NEW EPISODE OF KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS!?
- I hope no one looks at my face today.
- Is she/he looking at my eyes while they're talking to me or the huge volcanic spot on my forehead?
- If I eat a Big Mac and some nuggets now, then have a salad when I get home, that shouldn't be so bad...right?
- I could go out.... Or I could stay in bed, eat fatty foods and watch chick flicks to make me feel even worse about myself... That sounds much more appealing.
- I wish I had a bigger bum.
- I wish McDonalds had no calories.
- IS THAT A STRETCH MARK?